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Huge Announcement

Posted by wct6 on October 12, 2007

We are always looking for new challenges.  Not that entertaining you people with snark and half-naked women hasn’t been challenging, but we just need something new. 

Well, something new has arrived.  We have decided to move from writers, to writers/editors.  Ladies and Gentlemen, we present to you The Ship of Fools

We have discovered a stable of completely unknown sports bloggers that, hopefully, with the exposure of this new super blog to showcase their talents, can work to become virtually unknown sports bloggers.

All of the features that made you love (or hate) Wasting Company Time will be there, plus much much more.  More opinion, more analysis, more snark, more chicks.

We would urge you to check it out, and when you get there, drop us a line and let us know what you think.

Have a good weekend folks.  Here is a picture of Kim Kardashian to take you out of the work week.  Thanks Larry.


And don’t forget to continue to check out the college football preview over at Epic Carnival


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Just What We Need Right Now, a Little Distraction

Posted by wct6 on October 5, 2007

Imagine trying to do your job with this picture dancing in your head


Probably pretty tough right?  Imagine trying to do your job when you are thinking about fighting with Dwayne Wade over this chick.  Thats got to be even tougher.  Now imagine trying to do your job when you are thinking about fighting with Dwayne Wade over this chick, and your job consists of hitting 90 mph baseballs thrown at you.  Now you know what it feels like to be Derek Jeter, allegedly…maybe.

The FanHouse is speculating that there is a chance that Derek Jeter and the newly single Dwayne Wade might be fighting over this chick, who is named Gabrielle Union.

 Thats good enough for us.

Maybe the scoreboard operator can put this picture

on the board for every Jeter AB.  We can dream can we?

Have a good weekend y’all, and be sure to check out Epic Carnival for a preview of the weekend in college football, and stay tuned for a huge announcement here next week.

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May We Help You?

Posted by wct6 on September 28, 2007

Yes?  What are you here for?  Oh I get it.  You came for the gratuitous semi-nudity didn’t you?  DIDN’T YOU??  Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with a reason to post a picture of a almost-naked woman and have it somehow relate to sports each week?  Its tough man!  Real tough. 

You try it.  Just try it for two weeks.  I dare you.  You read a story about Jenn Sterger on Monday?  Sorry!  Too early in the week.  News breaks on Erin Andrews on Sunday?  Tough shit!  You missed your window. 

So some weeks, Friday comes and you got nothing.  Nada.  Especially during the fall, when people are so concerned about actual, you know, sports occuring on the field, and not sideline reporters, or flashers in the stands or groupies or anything like that.

Oh well, you don’t care.  You don’t even bother to click over to Epic Carnival to check out our weekly football preview.  You know real sports analysis.  Anyone can post spank-worthy pics of women.  That preview is choc-full of snark, man.  You just can’t get that kind of sarcasm and dick-ishness anywhere.  But do you care? Of course not.

Fine.  You know what? You win.  Here is a picture of a USC cheerleader showing us the Trojans ability to “spread” the field.


Her, you care about.  The actual team and their battle with Washington this Saturday? Not so much.  Whatever.

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Go WCT, its yo Birthday

Posted by wct6 on September 21, 2007

Yes ladies and germs, it is my birthday today.  The WCT blogging handbook says that no blogger is required to post on his birthday, so I am going to get drunk.

Sharing September 21st with me as a birthday are Faith Hill


and somebody named Autumn Reeser.

and that ain’t bad.  Have a good weekend folks, and if you want to get me a present, just check out Epic Carnival for a preview of the weekend in college football.  Is that too much to ask?

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T.W.I.S.- This Week In Sterj

Posted by wct6 on September 13, 2007

It has been quite a week for now-former Sports Illustrated “reporter” and, overrated, perpetually semi-nude celebrity Jenn Sterger.  First, word came out that she was relieved of her duties at SI. Incidentally, what do you think the reason was?  Our guess is creative differences.  Anyway, Ms. Sterger did not take this dismissal (we don’t know that she was fired.  But come on.) lying down.  Within the week she was hired to join the staff of something called “NFL Gridiron Gab,”  where she will bring her unique talent for…whatever, to the website that is said to provide “NFL football news, NFL game predictions, player tidbits and objective commentary.”  By the way, when you think of NFL football news and objective commentary, what image pops into your head?

Exactly.  Do you think Peter King is jealous?

The funniest thing is that in the press release announcing her hiring, they mention that she was previously known simply as the “FSU Cowgirl,” and they mentioned the genesis of her now interminable 15 minutes of fame, the boob shot of her in the FSU-Miami game from a few weeks back.  So that if you are a marginally intelligent frat boy who has know earthly idea who “Jen Sterger” is, the release jogs your memory by effectively saying “dude, remember the broad with the fake tits and cowboy hat from that football game? 


 Dude, this is her man!”

We here at WCT wish the Sterj, as she was known on OBoS, nothing but the best of luck in this endeavor.  And if her writing at NFL GG is anything like it was at SI, it will provide ample fodder for us and every other blogger who is so sick of seeing this chick we can’t even convey it to you.

Peace-out bloggers, check us out over at Epic Carnival for your college football pleasure

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This is the Kind of Piece You Can Pull if you are a Below-Average NFL DB

Posted by wct6 on September 7, 2007

Remember Adam Archuleta?  Yeah, we don’t really either.  We think we remember him playing for the Rams like five years ago, but to honest we don’t know whether or not he is still in the League, nor do we care to look that information up.

This isn’t about Adam, its about his apparently brain-washed, playmate wife.


there is also a quasi-NSFW pic of her here

and extremely NSFW pics here

Why are we talking about her? Besides the obvious, according to Deuce of Davenport, she is being cyber-stalked!

We are a couple of days late on this one, but Fridays only come around once a week, get off our back!  Plus, pictures of a woman like her delivered late are better than no pics of all, right?

Have a good weekend sports fans, and if you are so inclined, check out our preview of the weekend of college football over at Epic Carnival.

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Our Last Hope for a Hot Chick to Win This Thing

Posted by wct6 on August 31, 2007

Since our girl Daniela was eliminated from the US Open, and we have no interest in tennis for any reason other than to ogle the attractive female competitors, we have become big fans of Ana Ivanovic.  We know, you are probably a bigger fan of Maria


but we think she is overrated.  We will be cheering on Ana


in her second round match today vs…. aw, who cares?

Enjoy the weekend folks, and check out our college football weekend preview over at Epic Carnival 

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Bring On The Little Leaguers!

Posted by wct6 on August 24, 2007

We don’t know about you, but we love the little league world series.  What is it about 12-year-olds throwing each other 65 mph fastballs from 45 feet away that rivets us so?

Well this year it will be more than just the half-pints on a minature baseball diamond that keeps us glued to the couch.  It will also be the newest ESPN sideline reporter, Sophie Cortina.

We were first introduced to Ms. Cortina via Awful Announcing and his on-again, now off-again (?) crush on her.  We think she is pretty cute, when not looking like the “two-face” from the Seinfeld “festivus” episode (sorry, we had to use that line again).

The opinions on this chick are varied.  Some bloggers like her, some (dilusional, lying) folks would kick her out of bed for eating crackers.  (Adam, we’re sure you fall into that group).

It will make for good bar-room discussion as we sit at the local watering hole and wait out the last full weekend of 2007 without meaningful football.

Have a good weekend!

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Getting the Call Up to the Bigs

Posted by wct6 on August 17, 2007


Readers, your boy has finally been called up to the show.  We have been tapped to join the stable of writers over at Epic Carnival and we couldn’t be happier.

What does this mean for us? (By “us” we of course mean us – ie. me- and you the valued reader)  Well it means that you will still get the same hard-hitting sports opinion and analysis, the same Cleveland/Ohio related angst, and the same pics of nearly-nude women on Fridays.  But you now have a second spot where you can catch our opinions (mostly on college football to start) and chime in with your own.  So we will not devote less time to this blog, we will simply be wasting more time at work now writing for two blogs, or, wasting more company time (WMCT if you like).

So we wish you all a great weekend.  13 days till football season starts, we’ll drink to that!

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Only in the Minors…

Posted by wct6 on August 3, 2007


Tip ‘o the cap to Metsblog (via the FanHouse) on this gem:

 Last night, the Savannah Sand Gnats held a “Lindsay Lohan Drunk Driving Awareness” promotion as a backdrop for their contest against the Greensboro Grasshoppers.  Fans attending the game were encouraged to plan safe transportation home, even though beer and cokes (we’re sure that was no accident) were half price.

WCT salutes the Sand Gnats on their timely promotion, and on their celebration of one of America’s great (literal) car-wrecks, Lindsay Lohan.


Have a great weekend folks, and for crying out loud, please drive safely.

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